If ya'll want to have a real good time, just head on down to Ol' Missoura! There's heaps of good eatin', frog giggin', horseshoes, and crawdad catching. Itching to shop for a souvenir? Stop by the flea market for some great buys. Think you've got a pretty mean truck? Come on over to the Springfield tractor pull. You'll see a sea of cowboy hats, camo, and cowboy boot-wearing belles. Don't forget to try some of my Ma-maw's blackberry cobbler! And if you didn't have a southern accent when you came, well, you will when you leave.